Joke: Lack Of Knowledge.

During a robbery in Guanjzhou, China, the bank robbers shouted to everyone in the bank, "Don't move, the money belongs to the state, your life belongs to you." Everybody in the bank laid down gently. This is called "mind changing concept." When a lady laid on the table provocatively, one of the robbers shouted at her, "pls be civilized, this is a robbery and not a rape!." This is called "being professional," focus only on the task @ hand.

When the robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older one who has a primary 6 education, "big bro, lets count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said, "you are very

stupid. There is so much money it wil take ages tocount. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much

we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience." Nowadays, experience

is more important than paper qualifications.After the robbers had left , the bank manager told

the supervisor to call the police quickly, but the supervisor said to him, "wait, let us take out

$10million from the bank for ourselves, and add it to the $70million that we have previously

embezzled from the bank." This is called "swim with the tide," converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage! The supervisor said "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." "Wishfull thinking" The next day, the TV news reported that $100million was taken from the bank, the robbers counted and counted, but they could only count $20million, they were very angry and complained;"We risked our lives and only took $20million, while the bank manager took $80million with a snap ofhis fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"That is called "Knowledge is worth as much as

gold!" 

So who are the robbers?....

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